Monday, January 5, 2009

I'm a fan of... Douchebags putting tapes of themselves dancing on YouTube...

...for all of us blessed souls to enjoy.

Poppin' Sample


One of many gems on an all-time favorite website. No one gets my love of douchebag hatred like HCWDB. This video is just precious. It represents my foul taste for the slew of dudes with $100 tight t-shirts (preferably bedazzled. what IS that anyway?) who discovered Tiesto, Darude and ecstasy. Although entertaining to watch them invade a rave (surely they attend purely to experience partying with all cultures, sexual preferences, races and creeds - NOT to prey on mislead little girls, pound their fist in the air and show off extremely sweaty, pharmaceutical-enhanced biceps), I'd prefer it if they kept their "awesome dance moves" and vague tribal prints inside the overpriced nightclubs who welcome them lovingly. Seek these, oh lovers of the pre-ripped $200 bleached jeans. The clubs that are kind enough to book the Armen Van Buren trainwreckers of the world and charge top dollar to do so!

From my jaded-but-fondly-nostalgic-and-optimistic raver mind, aged nearly 10 years. Wow. xo

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